xpnc's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Weird Al's Best]

Funny, really.

Because it reminds me of the wait everyone had to cope with for this layout, but damn, it was worth it, as is the load for your flash, because I loved it :D

[Zelda: Heart for the Fag]

Better than the original.

If I didn't know better, I would say that the original artist parodied YOU GUYS. Anyway, amazing plot, and everything looked so real.

BRB-FBI responds:

i know, what a copy cat

[Dad's at Work]

When they told me that there was a sequel....

I almost pissed myself in glee. This lived up to the standard, could've been longer though. But still, loved it :D.

[Stern Wars]

Breathtaking.

Once the animation finished loading, I immediately pulled out MY WilliWowza, a jar of lube, and started to masturbate furiously. May the Stern be with you.

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[Sternman: A Movie]

When a person...

...watches something simply as epic as this, they go through a mixed state. At one point, they sit there and say: "Simply Epic". Then after masturbating to the said Epic object, they vote five, and add it to their favourites. This has happened to me.

[Darth Vader Walking 500 M]

It lacks point,

But it's still good.

[[R3R] The Convict]

Yea!

I likey ace.

ShrimpLock responds:

I likey ace too

[[R3R] Witness The Power]

Awesome, commie.

I love this flash. I'm assuming that it took you around 2 months to complete. I also love the part where I shoot mah lazer. That was sweeeet. also, In closing. WOOP DEE WOOP.

ClockCommunist responds:

Well, maybe not 2 months... But hell lotta pain in the ass, that's for sure!
Also, here's my dick.